sweet potato

i have no idea what this book is talking about. i saw it at work and thumbed through it trying to interpret the pictures.

the following are all just assumptions and pure guessing. it could possibly be a story about some other object. i just think it looks like a yam. i hope you enjoy the story.

yams are like you and me. yams eat. yams brush their teeth.

yams poop. yams sauna.

yams stretch. yams do push-ups

yams lift weights. yams swim.

yams run.

yams sleep and some even dream.

then out of no where a family of humans come.

they start tugging and try to uproot the yams.

the yams don't back down and fight back.

but they are no match for the mighty humans who have wiped out entire species time and time again.

then i don't know, i guess they chill?

but oh snap! they're chillin' in a fire pit!

the humans bite the yam's heads off and eat them.

but the yams got the last laugh because the humans start to fart from eating the yams. (what kind of children's book is this??)

the humans fart so much they fill the air with noxious fumes that are so pungent that it actually reduces visibility.

yes. fear the yam.
"all your bases is belong to me"